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>> Jon: [ Distorted ] MY NAME'S

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JON.

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I'M IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION

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PROGRAM.

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THE RUSSIAN MOB WANTS ME DEAD,

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THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS

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MURDERED, BUT, HEY, THIS COOL,

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SINGLE DAD'S STILL GOT TO LIVE

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LIFE.

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OWW!

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PREVIOUSLY ON "DELOCATED!"...

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>> PATRIARCH OF MIRMINSKY FAMILY

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DIE IN PRISON.

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>> Jon: I WANTED SERGEI DEAD,

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NOT THE FATHER.

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>> YOUR TIME COMING VERY SOON.

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WHY IS JON MAKING MOUTH LOVE TO

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SANDWICH?

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>> NO, NO, THAT'S NOT JON.

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IT'S ME.

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I AM JON.

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[ GUNSHOT ]

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>> Jon: THIS ISN'T ME.

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>> PREPARATION HAS BEGUN.

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REVENGE FOR BOHAI.

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>> THE TIME FOR WHINING IS OVER.

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WAR IS COMING.

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[ ALARM CLOCK BUZZING ]

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>> Jon: [ GROANS ]

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[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

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[ DOOR OPENS, CREAKS ]

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MM.

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[ GRUNTS ]

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>> MORNING, JON.

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>> Jon: [ SNIFFLES ]

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>> ALL RIGHT!

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P.J. McTOUCHDOWN'S!

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TOUCHDOWN, EVERYBODY!

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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>> Jon: WHOA.

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WHEN'D THIS HAPPEN?

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>> [ CHUCKLES ]

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>> SERIOUSLY?

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WELL, I GUESS I'M NOT SURPRISED.

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OUTSIDE OF A FEW COERCED

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INTERROGATIONS, I'VE NEVER SEEN

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A HUMAN BEING DRINK SO MUCH.

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>> LET'S SEE IF THIS TRIGGERS

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ANYTHING.

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THE NIGHT BEGAN AS A

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PUBLIC-IMPULSE THERAPY SESSION

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AT THE LOCAL WATERING HOLE.

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REMEMBER?

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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Jon: WHOO!

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SHOTS!

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HEY, MAN.

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LET'S GET SOME MORE SHOTS.

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WHOO!

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[ Echoing ] SHOTS!

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>> All: BODY SHOTS! BODY SHOTS!

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WHOO!

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>> Jon: WHOO!

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[ CROWD CHEERING ]

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WHOO!

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SHOTS!

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I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS.

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DID ME AND EUN MI HOOK UP?

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>> NO, BUT THERE WERE PLENTY OF

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TITS.

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>> Jon: WHOSE TITS?

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>> YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE TITS?

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>> Jon: NO.

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WHAT ARE YOU TALK-- WHAT?

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>> All: SHOW THEM! SHOW THEM!

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SHOW THEM! SHOW THEM!

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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

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>> Jon: OH, "LADIES DONE GONE

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NUTS" CREW IN THE HOUSE!

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>> JON, REMEMBER THIS IS STILL A

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SESSION.

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>> Jon: HMM?

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>> IMPULSE THERAPY.

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>> OH!

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OH, IF YOU DO IT, I WILL DO IT.

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>> COME ON, JON!

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BE IMPULSIVE!

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>> YES.

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[ CROWD CHEERING ]

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>> All: SHOW YOUR TITS!

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SHOW YOUR TITS!

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>> Jon: HEY! HEY! OVER HERE!

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OVER HERE!

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CHECK THIS OUT!

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[ CROWD CHEERING ]

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[ INDISTINCT CHANTING ]

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I FLASHED MY FACE?!

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>> YES.

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>> WHAT HAPPENED?

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>> FRANKLY, I THINK IT WAS

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POSITIVE.

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THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU PASS GAS,

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JON.

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THAT'S YOUR BODY RELEASING

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PRESSURE.

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WELL, FLASHING YOUR FACE IS LIKE

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OPENING A PSYCHOLOGICAL EXHAUST

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VALVE.

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>> THIS IS NOT A PSYCHOLOGICAL

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FART.

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THIS IS A MAJOR SECURITY FART.

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>> Jon: HEY, EVERYBODY, STOP

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CALLING MY FACE A FART.

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>> EXCUSE ME, SIR.

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NO, YOU -- YOU CAN'T GO IN

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THERE.

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SIR.

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>> ALL RIGHT.

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LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD.

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IT'S TIME TO SHUT 'ER DOWN.

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>> LOOK WHO IT IS --

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MR. FACE FLASH.

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I'VE BEEN STARING AT YOUR MUG

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ALL MORNING.

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>> Jon: OH, YEAH?

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WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE TO

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TALK ABOUT.

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>> GREAT.

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IT'S A NEW TWIST ON AN OLD

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CLASSIC.

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THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE

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FACE FLASHING BETTER IS IF...

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YOUR FACE HAD TITS.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, ASSHOLE.

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EITHER GIVE US THE TAPE OR

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A WORLD OF

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HURT FROM THE F.B.I.

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>> YOUR BOY HERE SIGNED A

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RELEASE FORM, SO LEGALLY, I'M IN

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THE CLEAR, AND YOU'RE NOT

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GETTING [BLEEP] FOR DICK.

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>> LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T GIVE US

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THAT TAPE, THIS MAN'S LIFE WILL

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BE IN DANGER.

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>> AM I SUPPOSED GIVE A [BLEEP]

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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ALL THIS

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FACE FLASHING WENT DOWN?

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WERE YOU PROTECTING HIM, OR WERE

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YOU MAYBE DISTRACTED BY ALL THE

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TITS YOU WERE SEEING?

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LISA, WILL YOU SHOW THESE TWO

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DICK-LICKS OUT?

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>> YES, MR. DANIELS.

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>> SEXY VOICE, RIGHT?

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SEXY TITS, TOO. [ LAUGHS ]

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>> Jon: HEY, DUDE. SERIOUSLY?

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THIS IS YOUR LIFE?

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YOU THINK THIS IS COOL?

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IT IS NOT COOL -- NOT COOL AT

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ALL.

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THINK YOU'RE SITTING THERE IN

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YOUR CHAIR PLAYING GOD?

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YOU'RE PLAYING "DUDE," AS IN

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"DUDE, SERIOUSLY?

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SERIOUSLY NOT COOL, MAN."

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YOU THINK ABOUT THAT.

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YOU THINK ABOUT THAT.

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NOT COOL, MAN.

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>> OKAY, BUDDY.

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I'LL THINK ABOUT THAT.

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I'LL THINK ABOUT THAT LONG AND

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HARD.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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>> WHAT YOU ASK FOR WILL BE VERY

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EXPENSIVE.

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>> Jon: I DON'T CARE.

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I NEED THAT TAPE.

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HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

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>> HE SAY HALF A MILLION.

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>> Jon: HALF-A-MILLION DOLLARS?!

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>> YOU ASK US TO INTIMIDATE A

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BUSINESSMAN WE LIKE AND RESPECT.

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WE ALSO LOVE TITS.

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>> Jon: YEAH, I SCREAM.

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YOU SCREAM. WE ALL LOVE TITS.

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JUST GET ME THAT TAPE.

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>> HELLO?

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HELLO?

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WHAT IS THIS?

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THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN.

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[ SNIFFS ]

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OH!

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THIS SEEMS LIKE FUN.

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>> "STORM OF REVENGE FOR BOHAI

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HEADED YOUR WAY.

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FORECAST CALLS FOR DEATH."

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>> IN BED.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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>> MAYBE WE CAN NEGOTIATE.

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>> NO!

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NO TURNING BACK FROM WAR!

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>> I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR WAR.

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I HAVE TO PLAN A VODKA LAUNCH

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PARTY.

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>> RESIST TEMPTATION, JON.

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YOU CAN!

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YOU NEED TO RESIST IT.

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JON.

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YOU CAN DO THIS.

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>> JON, F.B.I. JUST CALLED.

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WE GOT TO GO.

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>> THE TAPE YOU'RE WATCHING IS

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THE TAPE FROM WHEN YOU FLASHED

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YOUR FACE.

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I RECORDED OVER IT.

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>> Jon: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

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THANK GOD.

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>> I WANTED YOU TO KNOW HOW

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DEEPLY YOUR WORDS AFFECTED ME,

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JON -- THE WHOLE "DUDE, NOT

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COOL" THING.

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I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.

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I WANT TO BE A GOOD PERSON,

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BUT --

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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

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>> JUST RELAX, MAN.

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I'M GETTING TO IT JUST CALM

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DOWN.

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I'M DONE-ZO WITH THE FUN-ZO.

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I MADE ABOUT $10 MILLION AS

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C.E.O. OF "LADIES DONE GONE

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NUTS."

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I WILL THAT ENTIRE FORTUNE TO

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YOU, JON.

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'CAUSE WITHOUT YOU [LAUGHS]

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I WOULDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO

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THIS.

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[ GUN COCKS ]

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[ LAUGHS ]

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[ GUNSHOT ]

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>> WHO WAS HE TALKING TO

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OFF-CAMERA?

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>> Jon: [ SCOFFS ]

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WHO CARES.

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I MEAN...

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I JUST MADE A MAN KILL HIMSELF

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WITH THE POWER OF MY WORDS.

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>> JON, DID YOU SPEAK TO THE

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WANG CHOS ABOUT THIS?

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>> Jon: I CAN GET BIN LADEN.

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THAT GUY WATCHES ONE OF MY TAPES

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AND KILLS HIMSELF, I'M A HERO.

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>> JON...

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>> Jon: I MEAN, THIS GUY SENDS

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US TAPES ALL THE TIME.

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HOW ABOUT WE SEND A TAPE TO HIM?

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>> JON, BIN LADEN IS DEAD.

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>> Jon: WHAT?

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>> HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT

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THIS?

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>> WE KILLED HIM LAST YEAR.

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>> Jon: HOLD ON A SEC.

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HOW DID YOU GET HIM MY TAPE?

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I MEAN, DO YOU GUYS HAVE A TIME

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MACHINE?

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I MEAN, 'CAUSE IF YOU -- IF YOU

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DO, THINK OF WHAT WE COULD DO

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WITH IT.

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I MEAN --

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>> NO, JON.

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>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT?

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IT DOESN'T MATTER.

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I KILLED BIN LADEN.

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AND I SAID, "THINK ABOUT IT,

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DUDE.

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NOT COOL.

278
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NOT COOL WHAT YOU'RE DOING."

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WHAT HAPPENS?

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BOOM!

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'CAUSE OF ME.

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MY WORDS DID THAT.

283
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AND NOW, I'M JONNY SUPERBUCKS.

284
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>> JON, HOW CAN YOU BE SO

285
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EXCITED ABOUT THIS?

286
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THIS IS BLOOD MONEY.

287
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>> Jon: A LOT OF BLOOD MONEY.

288
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>> ON THAT NOTE, I'M A LITTLE

289
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SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING YOU

290
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,767
COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MIRMINSKYS.

291
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THIS RELATIONSHIP ISN'T GOING

292
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ANYWHERE UNLESS YOU GET THEM AND

293
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THE WANG CHOS OUT OF YOUR LIFE.

294
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MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO

295
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FINALLY GET SOME BIG BALLS SO

296
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YOU CAN DEAL WITH YOUR ISSUES,

297
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AND TH WE CAN BE TOGETHER.

298
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>> Jon: BIG BALLS.

299
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THAT'S GETTING THE OLD JONNY

300
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HORNY.

301
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OH, WHO'S THIS?

302
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>> OH, HEY, SCAMPS.

303
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>> Jon: HI.

304
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>> THAT'S SCAMPER.

305
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>> Jon: SCAMPER.

306
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:54,233
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY.

307
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BIG BALLS, HUH?

308
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>> YEAH.

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>> Jon: YEAH?

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SCAMPER, YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A

311
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BITCH.

312
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[ CHUCKLES ]

313
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

314
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>> ALL RIGHT.

315
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WE'RE HERE TO CELEBRATE THE MAN

316
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OF THE HOUR -- THE FOUNDER OF

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"KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE"

318
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:24,987
VODKA.

319
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PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR

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YVGENY MIRMINSKY, EVERYONE.

321
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

322
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>> Jon: MIRMINSKY FAMILY!

323
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,738
THAT'S RIGHT.

324
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EVERYONE, BACK IT UP.

325
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YEAH, TH-THERE YOU GO.

326
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EVERYBODY, JUST BE COOL.

327
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THAT'S THE MAN I CAME HERE TO

328
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SEE -- SERGEI MIRMINSKY.

329
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YOU GOT TO SHAPE UP, BRO.

330
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THINK KILLING'S COOL?

331
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THAT'S YOUR LIFE?

332
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NOT COOL, BRO.

333
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NOT COOL, DUDE.

334
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,556
>> WHAT?

335
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,804
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF

336
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LITTLE JON WANG MOUSE IN BALL?

337
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,439
[ LAUGHTER ]

338
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HE'S DEAD MAN BALL!

339
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:17,437
[ ALL SCREAM ]

340
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,454
>> Jon: WHOO!

341
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,875
IN YOUR FACE, DUDE.

342
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:21,921
BULLETPROOF.

343
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,275
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

344
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,953
I INHERITED 10 MILLION BUCKS,

345
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,652
SPENT A COOL MIL ON THIS

346
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:27,893
BULLETPROOF BALL.

347
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,788
I HEAR WAR IS COMING.

348
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,660
A WAR YOU DON'T WANT.

349
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,728
YOU GUYS GIVE UP MISHKA, MAYBE

350
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,797
THROW IN SOME DRUGS, I GUARANTEE

351
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YOU A TRUCE WITH THE CHOS.

352
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,799
I ALSO GOT A NEW LOVE IN MY

353
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LIFE.

354
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,835
SHE'S GOT A SMOKIN'-HOT KOREAN

355
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BOD, A HAMSTER, AND I CARE ABOUT

356
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:50,782
HER.

357
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,578
SO YOU DO NOT KILL THIS ONE.

358
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:53,649
YOU GOT IT, MAN?

359
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,446
OTHERWISE, NO TRUCE, AND THAT

360
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,619
MEANS WAR.

361
00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,487
WAR IS NO FUN, UNLESS YOU'RE IN

362
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A SWEET BULLETPROOF BALL.

363
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,331
MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!

364
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,526
THAT'S RIGHT.

365
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,957
MAKE SOME ROOM FOR BIG JON.

366
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:13,003
JONNY'S COMING THROUGH.

367
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,765
>> YVGENY, THIS IS A MAN'S

368
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DECISION -- A DECISION TO MAKE

369
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,814
PAPA PROUD.

370
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:26,810
THIS TRUCE WILL SPARE MY LIFE,

371
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:30,624
YOUR LIFE, TRISH'S LIFE.

372
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,630
>> THIS WILL BE THE LAST ILLEGAL

373
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,497
ACT OF THE MIRMINSKY FAMILY.

374
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,496
AFTER THAT, WE WILL ONLY FOLLOW

375
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,469
THE LAW AND SELL PREMIUM VODKA.

376
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,009
>> LET US DRINK.

377
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,705
TO PAPA...

378
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,877
AND TO MISHKA.

379
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,477
SO THAT WE MAY LIVE, HE MUST

380
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DIE.

381
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,551
>> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

382
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,890
YOU WA TO TESTIFY AGAINST THE

383
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,486
MIRMINSKY FAMILY.

384
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,757
>> YES.

385
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,586
THEY TRY TO TRICK ME, BUT I'M

386
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GOING TO TRICK THEM.

387
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,593
>> AND YOU'RE WILLING TO WEAR A

388
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:15,704
WIRE.

389
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:16,995
>> NO.

390
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,767
NOT UNLESS I CAN WEAR SHIRT TO

391
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:23,166
COVER WIRE.

392
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:26,840
>> TWO FAMILIES IN ONE BUST...

393
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,080
IN THE BIZ, WE CALL THAT A

394
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SIMULTANEOUS ORGASM.

395
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:34,583
>> [ LAUGHS ]

396
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,521
>> Jon: I GOT THEM TO GIVE UP

397
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,046
MISHKA AND LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND

398
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:38,691
ALONE.

399
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,585
HUH?

400
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,587
JON'S WORD'S MIGHTIER THAN THE

401
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,419
SWORD, THAT AND MY SWEET NEW

402
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:44,894
BALL.

403
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,432
[ LAUGHS ]

404
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,926
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS,

405
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:48,628
THOUGH?

406
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,858
IT SUCKS THAT WE ALREADY GOT

407
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,463
BIN LADEN.

408
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,734
I MEAN, IT DOESN'T SUCK.

409
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:53,772
IT'S GREAT.

410
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,196
I'M GLAD WE GOT HIM, BUT I WISH

411
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,802
I WOULD HAVE HAD A CHANCE TO USE

412
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,143
MY WORDS AND GET HIM TO KILL

413
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:58,768
HIMSELF.

414
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,141
>> YES.

415
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,780
PERHAPS HE WOULD KILL HIMSELF IF

416
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,445
I WERE OFF-CAMERA POINTING A GUN

417
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,105
AT HIS HEAD, JUST LIKE

418
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,884
JIM DANIELS, BUT I'M SURE YOUR

419
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,653
MIGHTY WORDS ALSO HAD SOMETHING

420
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,052
TO DO WITH IT.

421
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,464
>> Jon: YEAH, I KNOW THEY DID.

422
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,986
>> I STILL DO NOT TRUST SERGEI.

423
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,732
THIS TRUCE COULD BE A SECRET

424
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,098
AMBUSH.

425
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,796
YOU COME TONIGHT.

426
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:29,498
FACILITATE TRUCE WITH YOUR BALL

427
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,942
OF SAFETY.

428
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,638
>> Jon: YEAH, THE CHOS NEED MY

429
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:32,969
BALL.

430
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,783
[ LAUGHS ]

431
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:36,835
>> WHERE WE GOING?

432
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,583
>> I PROMISED HIM I WOULDN'T

433
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:39,108
TELL YOU.

434
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,652
IT'S A SURPRISE JUST FOR YOU.

435
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,125
>> Jon: [ LAUGHS ]

436
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,930
>> THIS IS LITERALLY THE

437
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,032
STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

438
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,844
>> Jon: IT'S NOT STUPID.

439
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,806
I'M NOT PAYING THE WANG CHOS FOR

440
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,665
PROTECTION ANYMORE, AND I DON'T

441
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,184
NEED THE GOVERNMENT, EITHER.

442
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,606
IT'S CALLED FREEDOM.

443
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,610
I GOT MY LIFE BACK.

444
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,112
>> JON, LIVING IN A BALL IS NOT

445
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:14,784
FREEDOM.

446
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,221
IF YOU EVEN WANT A CHANCE WITH

447
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,846
ME, YOU GOT TO LOSE THE BALL.

448
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,550
>> Jon: LOOK, THERE'S SOME HEAVY

449
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,992
[BLEEP] GOING DOWN FOR TONIGHT.

450
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,519
JONNY MIGHT NOT MAKE IT BACK

451
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,134
ALIVE.

452
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,555
I WANTED US TO HAVE ONE LAST

453
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,530
NIGHT IN SEXTACY.

454
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,031
>> JON, WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A

455
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:33,873
FIRST NIGHT.

456
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,566
>> Jon: COME ON, BABE.

457
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,998
YOU DON'T WANT A PIECE OF THIS

458
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,874
BALL TUSH.

459
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,311
HUH?

460
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,738
>> JUST SO YOU KNOW, THIS IS

461
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,053
CURIOSITY SEX.

462
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,205
>> Jon: OH, YEAH?

463
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,053
WELL, UH...

464
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,747
[ MEOWS ]

465
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,019
[ LAUGHS ]

466
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:51,988
>> WHAT?

467
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,715
>> Jon: CURIOSITY'S ABOUT TO

468
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,990
BONE THE CAT.

469
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,159
[ WATER RUNNING ]

470
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,728
>> I'M ALMOST DONE.

471
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:04,227
[ WATER STOPS ]

472
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,571
I'M DONE.

473
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,865
>> THOSE ARE VERY NICE GLASSES,

474
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,697
MISHKA.

475
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,671
>> OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH,

476
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,910
YVGENY MIRMINSKY, HEAD OF

477
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,075
MIRMINSKY CRIME FAMILY.

478
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,235
I'M WEARING GLASSES SO I MIGHT

479
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,354
SEE MONEY CLEARLY WHEN I HAND

480
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,746
OVER THESE DRUGS TO WANG CHOS IN

481
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,918
DRUG DEAL YOU ARE SENDING ME TO

482
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:24,916
DO.

483
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,247
>> GOODBYE, MISHKA.

484
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,263
>> DO WELL TONIGHT, MISHKA, AND

485
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,285
YOU'LL HAVE MORE IMPORTANT JOB

486
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,590
THAN DRUG DEAL.

487
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,791
>> OKAY.

488
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,102
THEN, I WILL TAKE DRUGS, AND I

489
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,225
WILL GO...TO DO DRUG DEAL...

490
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,600
WITH WANG CHOS.

491
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,568
>> GET GOING, MISHKA!

492
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,253
>> IS THAT 3-5-2?

493
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:53,876
BUT HOW?

494
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,250
NO, THIS IS -- ONE, TWO -- NO,

495
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,778
THIS IS THIRD BUILDING ON THE

496
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:57,123
LEFT.

497
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,287
OH, WHERE IS ADDRESS?

498
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,286
OH.

499
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:03,657
HEY, GUYS!

500
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:09,096
Okay, I'm approaching now.

501
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,656
HERE FOR DRUG DEAL, THEY SENT ME

502
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,974
TO DO IT.

503
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,265
>> Jon: WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT

504
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,967
ISN'T THE FAKE JON.

505
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,298
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EAT A SANDWICH

506
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,644
IN PUBLIC 'CAUSE OF YOU,

507
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,638
ASSHOLE.

508
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,840
>> LET'S SEE THE BRIEFCASE.

509
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,983
>> OH, THE BRIEFCASE OF DRUGS --

510
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,949
SURE, HERE.

511
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,018
I WILL HAND IT TO YOU, AND YOU

512
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:31,847
TAKE IT.

513
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:32,851
THERE.

514
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,322
I'VE MADE HAND-OFF TO YOU.

515
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,822
>> Jon: BETTER ALL BE THERE,

516
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:40,833
DUDE.

517
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,857
>> OH, LOOK AT ALL THOSE DRUGS.

518
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,432
HEY, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

519
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,031
>> NOW...

520
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,343
YOU MEET SAME FATE AS BOHAI.

521
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,796
>> PLEASE.

522
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:54,713
[ SIREN BLARING ]

523
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,037
>> FREEZE [BLEEP]

524
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,182
FREEZE!

525
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,278
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]

526
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,280
[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

527
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,722
>> JON, WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU

528
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,717
DOING HERE?

529
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:06,318
>> Jon: WHAT?

530
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,349
I'M ON A PEACE MISSION.

531
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,164
>> JON, YOU'RE AT THE SCENE OF A

532
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,216
MAJOR DRUG BUST.

533
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,834
I'M SORRY.

534
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,155
TAKE HIM.

535
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,462
>> Jon: GREG, SERIOUSLY?

536
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,874
SERIOUSLY, DUDE?

537
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:19,465
COME ON.

538
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:20,866
THAT'S YOUR MOVE?

539
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,027
NOT COOL, DUDE.

540
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,044
>> WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

541
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,295
>> Jon: NOT COOL, MAN.

542
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,314
COME ON, GREG.

543
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,406
GREG!

544
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,877
>> WE CELEBRATE WITH PIZZA?

545
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,835
>> Jon: NOT COOL, GREG!

546
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,257
HI.

547
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:53,057
>> NICE OUTFIT.

548
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:56,999
>> Jon: PRIZ HAPPENS.

549
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,796
>> JON...I DON'T WANT YOU TO

550
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,569
WORRY.

551
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,897
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING SIGNED,

552
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,242
OKAY?

553
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,137
I'VE GOT COMPLETE ACCESS TO YOUR

554
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,068
MONEY, SO YOU KNOW THAT WILL BE

555
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,814
SAFE, AND ALSO, I'M DAVID'S

556
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,309
LEGAL GUARDIAN WHILE YOU'RE

557
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,481
LOCKED UP.

558
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,479
>> Jon: [ SIGHS ] THANK YOU.

559
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,322
YOU LAID A BIG SOLID ON ME.

560
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,987
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

561
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,145
>> AND I'LL MAKE SURE THAT NO

562
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,163
ONE HURTS THIS LITTLE LADY,

563
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:23,915
OKAY?

564
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,123
>> Jon: ALL RIGHT. THANKS.

565
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,094
>> OKAY, BYE.

566
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:32,834
>> Jon: HEY, UH...

567
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,202
JUST GIVE ME ONE -- ONE QUICK

568
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:34,600
FLASH.

569
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,441
GIVE ME ONE.

570
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,135
>> NO.

571
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,035
>> Jon: COME ON, FROM THE BAR,

572
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,167
YOU OWE ME ONE.

573
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,971
>> OKAY, UH, I DON'T OWE [BLEEP]

574
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,473
ACTUALLY.

575
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,444
>> Jon: YES, YOU DO.

576
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,852
>> NO, BUT...JUST 'CAUSE I FEEL

577
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,805
SORRY FOR YOU...

578
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,294
>> Jon: [ EXHALING SHARPLY ]

579
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,286
>> [ GASPS ]

580
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,588
>> Jon: [ BREATHING RAPIDLY ]

581
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,626
>> JON.

582
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,198
>> JONNY, YOU OKAY?

583
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,855
>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]

584
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,874
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

585
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,541
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST DONE

586
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,640
GONE MADE ME NUT.

587
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,312
I JUST NUT.

588
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,480
>> WHAT?

589
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,378
>> Jon: I JUST DONE GONE NUT.

590
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,550
>> YOU'VE DONE GONE NUTS?

591
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:25,348
>> Jon: I JUST DONE GONE NUT.

592
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,092
I JUST DONE GONE NUT.

593
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,556
>> JON, JUST CALM YOURSELF DOWN,

594
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,085
OKAY, BECAUSE THE GUARDS CAN --

595
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,419
>> Jon: I JUST DONE GONE NUT!

596
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,564
>> OH, GEE. OKAY.

597
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:33,359
ALL RIGHT.

598
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,330
>> Jon: I JUST DONE GONE NUT!

599
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:39,930
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